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VideoKobe and the Jackass Crew.... HILARIOUS!!!!May 25, '08 1:36 PM
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Warning: Don't try this at home.

You've seen the footage of Kobe leaping an Aston Martin in his Nike Hyperdunks, as well as Kenny Smith's hilarious parody. So what could the Mamba possibly do to top that viral marketing stunt? Oh, I don't know, how about jumping a pool of snakes with Wee-Man, Party Boy and the rest of the Jackass crew? Of course!


Kobe and the Jackass Crew_xvid.avi (7.8 MB)

When I travel, people often ask me why I live in the Philippines?

Well here it is...It is the only place on earth where......

1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. Everything can be forged.
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy  Hilfiger
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the  rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones ,  (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
31. Where University of the Philippines where all the weird people go.
32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go and;
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich  people go.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and It happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements  and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is  a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news  provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the  entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a  thousand.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe talaga  'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay  their tax) - than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!

Filipino Store Signs!


1. A sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.

2. Anita Bakery

3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night

4. Barber shop called Felix The Cut;

5. A bakery named Bread Pitt

6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya' (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.

7. Then, there is Christopher Plumbing

8. A boutique called The Way We Wear

9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental

10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken

11. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald's

12. A doughnut shop called MacDonuts

13. A shop selling 'lumpia' (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll

14. And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis.

Smart travelers can decipher what may look like baffling signs to unaccustomed foreigners by simply sounding out the'Taglish' (The Philippine version of English words spelled and pronounced with a heavy Filipino such as:

15. At a restaurant menu in Cebu 'We hab sopdrink in can an in batol' [translation: We have soft drinks in can and in bottle].

16. Then, there are sewing accessories shop called Bids And Pises - [translation: Beads and Pieces --or-- Bits and Pieces]

There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistake to 'correct' them like.......

17. In a restaurant in Baguio City , the 'summer capital' of the Philippines: ' Wanted: Boy Waitress'

18. On a highway in Pampanga: 'We Make Modern Antique Furniture'

19. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan : 'We Shoot You While You Wait'

20. And on the glass front of a cafe in  Panay Avenue in Manila : 'Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier'. Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as:

21. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: 'We Sell Imported Robber Shoes' (these could be the 'sneakiest' sneakers);

22. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: 'House For Rent, Fully Furnaced' (it must really be hot inside)!

23. Occasionally, one could come across signs that are truly unique - if not altogether odd. City in southern Philippines which said: 'Adults: 1 peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation' .

24. European tourists may also be intrigued to discover two competing shops selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland Hopia - which are owned and operated by two local Chinese entrepreneurs, Mr. Ho and Mr. Po respectively - (believe it or not)!

25. Some folks also 'creatively' redesign English to be more efficient. 'The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more than just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new words, 'says reader Robert Goodfellow who came across a sign .....House Fersallarend' (house for sale or rent). Why use five words when two will do?

26. According to Manila businessman, Tonyboy Ongsiako, there is so much wit in the  Philippines because 'We are a country where a good sense of humor is needed to survive'. We have a 24-hour comedy show here called the government and a huge reserve of comedians made up mostly of  politicians and bad actors.

Now I ask you where else in the world would one want to live.


This is so true! Lahat ng item meron ako or na-experience ko when i was young back then...o walang kokontra kasi hindi pa naman ako ganun katanda no! For those people who would not recognize most of the items listed sorry na lang kayo, it's either bata pa kayo or you balong to Batang 70's, 60's or even 50's, hahahaha.

You know you're a kid of the 80's when...

 

1.) You have scars on your knees and elbows.

 

2.) You owned a bike.

 

3.) You had a barkada around your neighborhood (all of you had bikes).

 

4.) You loved climbing on your house's roof (and your neighbor's roof as well).

 

5.) You went inside the abandoned house in your neighborhood just to see what it looks like inside.

 

6.) You ate all the aratilis in your neighborhood.

 

7.) You plucked all the gumamelas in the area for soap bubbles.

 

8.) Your parents forced you to take afternoon siestas with the threat that you will not be allowed to play outside.

 

9.) You are never found in your house in the afternoon. You are often found playing in the street with your neighborhood friends.

 

10.) You loved exploring vacant lots for hidden knick-knacks.

 

11.) You just can't resist jumping in a sandpile.

 

12.) You know all the street games (patintero, agawan base, langit-lupa, etc., etc.).

 

13.) You owned a family computer.

 

14.) Your hand-to-eye coordination is terrific due to family computer.

 

15.) You'd rather go outdoors in the afternoon than play family computer.

 

16.) You gleefully boast that games today are so easy because of the character's life bar (Remember when we used to play Mario? We died the minute a goomba hit us).

 

17.) You know this code by heart:

UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-B-A-START (select-start for 2 players).

 

18.) You owned a superhero costume (especially a Superman costume).

 

19.) For the girls: You dressed up like Punky Brewster, Madonna and Debbie Gibson... For the boys: You dressed up like David Hasselhoff's Knight Rider, David Bowie or had Clark Kent's little bangs... And now you think that the 80's had the suckiest dress sense.

 

20.) You had a denim jacket.

 

21.) You had a sticker book, especially that "Age of Dinosaurs" sticker book.

 

22.) You were addicted to Rainbow Brite, Care Bears, My Little Pony & Friends, Thundercats, Bioman, Voltes V, Mazinger Z, Daimos, etc., etc.

 

23.) You played PC games like Tapper, Moonbugs, Alley Cat and Prince of Persia.

 

24.) Ms Word did not exist in your vocabulary but Wordstar did!

 

25.) You love 80's music even if you don't want to admit it.

 

26.) You climbed up mango trees to catch salagubang, tie a sting around its neck and let it fly around in a frenzy.

 

27.) You spent hours in the afternoon catching tutubi... yellow-green was the easiest to catch, blue being finicky, and red being a rare breed...

 

28.) You used to take Flinstones vitamins (which you didn't mind 'cause they were yummy) and Scott's liver oil.

 

29.) You know the cartoon show, Beverly Hills Teens.

 

30.) You know Kuya Bodgie from Batibot.

 

31.) You watched Uncle Bob's Lucky Seven Club.

 

32.) You used Aqua Net to fashion your 4-inch-high bangs.

 

33.) Your blouses had paddings.

 

34.) You owned wide studded colorful belts.

 

35.) You watched some of your favorite shows on Betamax or even UHF 17 (the channel from Clarke Air Base - or was it Subic?).

 

36.) You collected and swapped perfumed stationeries with your classmates and friends, but followed the unwritten rule that you never write on them.

 

37.) The only place you go to for summer vacation is BAGUIO!

 

38.) On that note, camp john hay served BEST ice cream.

 

39.) Most of us were brought to the EDSA Revolution.

 

40.) You remember what Ricky Martin used to look like back then.

 

41.) You think Julie Vega is a better actress than Judy Ann Santos.

 

42.) You get confused playing on the Playstation because of all the buttons on the joypad (Nintendo only had the direction pad, a & b buttons and the start & select keys ).

 

43.) You know all the Bagets and Ninja Kids.

 

44.) You got to ride the train ride at Greenhills Shopping Center.

 

45.) Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were the players at the time.

 

46.) You know more 80's music other than the song "Buttercup".

 

47.) You were allowed to bathe in the rain.

 

48.) You were taught to comb your hair one-sided.

 

49.) You collected matangpusa and mongo beans so you can have ammunition for sumpit.

 

50.) You know who Madam Bola and Sitsiritsit and Alibangbang are.

 

51.) Every Christmas you anticipated going to Big Bang sa Alabang - with the giant slide.

 

52.) You know the Ewoks.

 

53.) You had Mighty Kid shoes and Greg shoes.

 

54.) You know what Time Space Warp means (and you know who Fuma Lae-Ar is).

 

55.) You and your barkada had a specific Bioman name.

 

56.) You sucked all the nectar from the santan plant, hence your mother got really pissed at you for destroying the santan plant.

 

57.) You played with marbles and text ('yung cards ha!!!) And you counted cards like this: I-SA, DALA-WA, TAT-LO, A-PAT... walo na iyon!

 

58.) For girls: You wore denim miniskirts with rubber shoes... For guys: You had those bitin na pantalon which you wore with high-top rubber shoes!!!

 

59.) You loved Cheezels and Chickadees because of the great prizes they had! (Remember sticky hands, bear popups, and the stick-on tattoos which were "banned" due to drugs daw?)

 

60.) Puffy cone still existed!!!

 

61.) Sosy ka when you bought a Magnolia drumstick.

 

62.) Twin Popsies were meant to be shared with a friend.

 

63.) Ice Drop was the cheapest treat.

 

64.) You have those Disney bow biters for your rubber shoes.

 

65.) You know who Alf is.

 

66.) You're familiar with the show Perfect Strangers.

 

67.) Idol mo si McGyver.

 

68.) That's Entertainment ang "the bomb" nung mga panahon na yun.

 

69.) Sikat ka kapag alam mo ang Wordstar at Lotus 1,2,3.

 

70.) Six digits lang ang telephone number nyo dati.

 

71.) Tatlong .25 cents lang eh makakatawag ka na sa pay-phone.

 

72.) Cute pa si Aiza noon sa Eat Bulaga.

 

73.) Si Amado Pineda pa ang nagbabalita ng panahon.

 

74.) You drank chocolate milk from the Magnolia glass bottle which you kept for holding water in your ref.

 

75.) Brown Cow tasted better than Hershey's!

 

76.) Shake, Rattle and Roll 1 was the most horrifying movie for you then.

 

77.) The most comfortable shoes for you is still Sperry Topsiders.

 

78.) Dress shoes mo eh loafers pa rin.

 

79.) The best movies of all time for you are Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, 16 Candles and Some Kind of Wonderful.

 

80.) You showed off your pencil case which had hidden compartments that popped out at the press of a button...

 

81.) You had Bensia pencils which were refillable...

 

82.) Fiesta Carnival was the place to be (kumbaga Enchanted Kingdom sya ng 90's).

 

83.) Takot kang mag-year 2000 kasi baka magunaw ang mundo.

 

84.) Masarap ang Goya and Serg's.

 

85.) Nakakasakay ka pa sa kotseng walang aircon.

 

86.) You know the lyrics ng "Tinapang Bangus" at "Alagang-Alaga Namin si Puti" ng Batibot.

 

87.) You know these commercials:

a.) YC BIKINI BRIEF - Remember this one? YC bikini brief / YC bikini brief /

YC bikini brief for the man who packs a wallop / YC has fashion / YC has

style...

b.) RA Homevision - Those guys from Cash and Carry Makati couldn't have done it better. Sports. Adventure. Cartoons. Award Winners and More. Featuring the voice talent of Frankie Evangelista. I will never forget the creepy hand at the start of the ad. Parang ET na nasa spaceship!

c.) Arthur's Legaspi Towers - 'Nuff said.

d.) La Germania Mama Mia commercials - Ditto.

 

88.) Bumili ka ng caramel candy, Texas or Bazooka bubblegum, tira-tira at Tootsie Roll sa tindahan.

 

89.) Naabutan mo pa na korteng flower ang singko.

 

90.) You're familiar with this song: si Nena ay bata pa, kaya ang sabi niya ay um-ah-um-ah-ah. Hanggang patanda siya nang patanda at pabastos nang pabastos. Hehehe!


Blog EntryNikon Buys Canon?! This is CRAP!!!!Apr 1, '08 10:34 AM
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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Nikon buys Canon for 34.2 Million Euros. Nikon has announced that is competed it proxy bid purchased Canon Photograph Divison for 20 million euros and a stock swap valued at over 14.2 million Euros. This unexpected move by Nikon futher Nikons on going commitment to increase it marketshare to thccce professional photographer. Nikon has not release any office news on what it plans to do with the new Canon Line, but it is rumored that Nikon will continue to produce the Nikon line for professional and remove the Canon EOS line of professional cameras. Nikon also announcted today the D3x. It is a hybrid of both Canon and Nikon technologies that both companies have been developing for the last year. Included is a new 21.9 Mega pixel Canon sensor made by Sony, a new DIGIC IV image processor The Nikon D3x becomes the next Nikon professional D series digital SLR, although only the second of the 'x ' suffix sub category which indicates a full frame sensor. Three years since the last D2xs, the D2x, the D3x pushes digital SLR resolution over the twenty megapixel barrier with specifically twenty one point one million pixels 5616 x 3744 on its 36 x 24 mm full 35 mm frame sensor. Canon also claim to have increased the 'light gathering efficiency ' of the sensor by reducing the amount of wasted space between microlenses, hence despite the resolution increase the D3x still provides sensitivity up to ISO 320,000 with super turbo boost enabled . As well as increasing resolution Nikon has pushed continuous shooting up a step with twenity frames per second D3x. This means that at full speed the three DIGIC IV image processors are dealing with an impressive 485 MB sec. Other improvements include the larger screen, Live View, a sixteen bit A D converter and sixteen bit RAW files, SSD HD support up to 450 MB sec and a whole range of features such as dual storage slots and Picture Styles inherited from the D2xs.

 

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!


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Blog EntryA Survey With Visual AIDS?!!Mar 14, '08 12:06 AM
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Sorry, wala akong AIDS! Hehehe. I just copied this, courtesy of Ms Lesly. Thanks!

I'm soooooooooo BORED here at the office... BUT WHAT THE HECK! Might as well try it.

Answer the questions below, do a Google Image Search with your answer, take the picture from the first picture of the first batch of results. (Don't copy the answers of the person who posted this before you.)

( 1. the age you'll be on your next birthday )
( 2. a place you'd like to travel to )
( 3. your favorite place )
( 4. your favorite food )
( 5. your favorite animal: Wild and Domestic )
( 6. your favorite color )
( 7. first name of your significant other or crush )
( 8. the town in which you live in )
( 9. your screen name/nickname )
( 10. your first job )
( 11. a bad habit you have )
( 12. your worst fear )
( 13. your favorite object )
( 14. first name of a past love )
( 15. name of a past pet )
( 16. best friends nickname )
( 17. your first name )
( 18. your middle name )
( 19. your surname )
( 20. your major in college )

( 1. the age you'll be on your next birthday )

31 (HOY... hindi bisikleta minamaneho ko!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 2. a place you'd like to travel to )

Sagada (this is not exactly what i have in mind)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 3. your favorite place )

Anawangin (now that's more like it!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 4. your favorite food )

Lasagna (huwag naman meatless! kahit araw-araw pa!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 5. your favorite animal: Wild and Domestic )

Wild: Baboy Damo (ang sabi ko BABOY DAMO! nak ng tokwa!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Domestic: Chicken (very useful na hayop, pero yung picture nakakaawang lapangin, ano ba yan?!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 6. your favorite color )

Berde (ang sabi ko BERDE! hindi green photos!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 7. first name of your significant other or crush )

Carol (significant nga... pero huwag naman kamukha ng lola ko!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 8. the town in which you live in )

ParaƱaque City (i wish dito ako nakatira!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 9. your screen name/nickname )

Mar (ipinangalan pala ako sa planeta)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 10. your first job )

Draftsman (mukang mas malaki sinusweldo netoh ah)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 11. a bad habit you have )

picking nose in public (hahaha.... barubal... magpakatotoo na lang!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 12. your worst fear )

cockraoch (dapuan na ako ng elepante... huwag lang neto!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 13. your favorite object )

Canon 40D (hehehe.... gaya-gaya puto maya!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 14. first name of a past love )

Witch (tawag ng gf ko... pero sana nga ganyan itsura ng witch!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 15. name of a past pet )

"Jose" named after my previous Canon 400D (ayuusss.... mukang criminal ah)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 16. best friends nickname )

Mike (yup.... he's pretty much look the same)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 17. your first name )

Omar (kalokohan ang Google... kaya gusto ko pa rin ang Yahoo eh!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 18. your middle name )

Montalbo (nak ng! bakit naman lapida ang lumabas! di pa ako patay OY!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( 19. your surname )

Orate (di pa ako kasal OY! malayo pa!)

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